Shipping policy

Shipping & Fulfillment

Every shirt, mug, and questionable idea ships straight from our print partner within 3–5 business days.

Domestic orders usually arrive within 7–10 days. International orders take a little longer—customs have no sense of humor.

You’ll receive tracking info as soon as your package leaves our nest.


Note: Each piece is made on-demand, which keeps waste low and quality high. Translation: no dusty boxes of bad jokes sitting in a warehouse.


If your package seems lost in transit, email us at slamswandotcom@gmail.com and we’ll chase it down like it owes us money.