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SLAMswan
Feeling Shellfish
Feeling Shellfish
Regular price
$25.00 USD
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$25.00 USD
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For mornings when you’re just trying to exist quietly and somebody decides it’s their moment.
The Feeling Shellfish Mug immortalizes that beach-side boundary breach — one relaxed lobster, one overly confident “massage therapist,” and one audience of coworkers wondering if you’re okay.
It’s the perfect vessel for sipping, side-eyeing, and processing the fact that some people can’t read vibes even in crustacean form.
• Durable ceramic — holds caffeine, not boundaries
• Dishwasher & microwave safe, because you’ve got bigger problems
• Printed graphic: “How ’bout a little butter?” — said every red flag in flip-flops
• SLAMswan logo on reverse, because brand awareness is self-care
Sometimes you just wanna sip in peace… and they start buttering you up.
☕️ Cheaper than therapy, hotter than the sand that started it all.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
The Feeling Shellfish Mug immortalizes that beach-side boundary breach — one relaxed lobster, one overly confident “massage therapist,” and one audience of coworkers wondering if you’re okay.
It’s the perfect vessel for sipping, side-eyeing, and processing the fact that some people can’t read vibes even in crustacean form.
• Durable ceramic — holds caffeine, not boundaries
• Dishwasher & microwave safe, because you’ve got bigger problems
• Printed graphic: “How ’bout a little butter?” — said every red flag in flip-flops
• SLAMswan logo on reverse, because brand awareness is self-care
Sometimes you just wanna sip in peace… and they start buttering you up.
☕️ Cheaper than therapy, hotter than the sand that started it all.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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