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Illuminaughty
Illuminaughty
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Finally, enlightenment you can sip.
The Illuminaughty Mug is part pole-fitness, part philosophy degree, and entirely poor judgment served hot. Designed for those who like their mornings like their humor — dark, reflective, and spiritually confusing.
Each 15 oz vessel features a pole-dancing lightbulb basking in cosmic starlight — a tasteful reminder that sometimes your brightest ideas come from your darkest hours.
Perfect for cult meetings, board meetings, or that daily ritual where you pretend caffeine is self-care.
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• 15 oz of premium ceramic chaos — microwave & dishwasher safe (mostly).
• High-gloss black finish for maximum secret-society energy.
• Art print so vivid it practically hums at a higher frequency.
• Double-sided print: SLAMswan logo on one, enlightenment on the other.
Handle with care — it knows too much
☕️ Stay woke. Stay weird. Stay lit.
The Illuminaughty Mug is part pole-fitness, part philosophy degree, and entirely poor judgment served hot. Designed for those who like their mornings like their humor — dark, reflective, and spiritually confusing.
Each 15 oz vessel features a pole-dancing lightbulb basking in cosmic starlight — a tasteful reminder that sometimes your brightest ideas come from your darkest hours.
Perfect for cult meetings, board meetings, or that daily ritual where you pretend caffeine is self-care.
⸻
• 15 oz of premium ceramic chaos — microwave & dishwasher safe (mostly).
• High-gloss black finish for maximum secret-society energy.
• Art print so vivid it practically hums at a higher frequency.
• Double-sided print: SLAMswan logo on one, enlightenment on the other.
Handle with care — it knows too much
☕️ Stay woke. Stay weird. Stay lit.
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