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Limp Fixit
Limp Fixit
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$25.00 USD
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$25.00 USD
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High Fashion. Low IQ. ALL the Smoke.
For mornings when the universe wakes up and chooses violence before you do.
The Limp Fixit Mug is built for chaos-survivors, aisle-5 philosophers, and anyone held together by caffeine, stubbornness, and whatever’s left of their drywall. Featuring our beloved blue-collar antihero in all his unhinged, nu-metal-forged glory, this mug is the official beverage container of:
• “it’s too early for this”
• “why is this leaking?”
• “I swear to god I’ll fix it later”
• AND of course… “it’s just one of those days.”
Printed in full glossy detail, the graphic hits like a 2001 snare crack — loud, chaotic, and spiritually healing. Perfect for coffee, pre-workout, or whatever brew fuels your questionable decisions.
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Highlights
• 15 oz of premium ceramic rage therapy
• Dishwasher & microwave safe — because patience is not
• Vivid Limp Fixit artwork front and center
• Built for mornings, breakdowns, and unregulated home repairs.
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Care
Handle with care — or don’t.
It’s already been through worse.
For mornings when the universe wakes up and chooses violence before you do.
The Limp Fixit Mug is built for chaos-survivors, aisle-5 philosophers, and anyone held together by caffeine, stubbornness, and whatever’s left of their drywall. Featuring our beloved blue-collar antihero in all his unhinged, nu-metal-forged glory, this mug is the official beverage container of:
• “it’s too early for this”
• “why is this leaking?”
• “I swear to god I’ll fix it later”
• AND of course… “it’s just one of those days.”
Printed in full glossy detail, the graphic hits like a 2001 snare crack — loud, chaotic, and spiritually healing. Perfect for coffee, pre-workout, or whatever brew fuels your questionable decisions.
⸻
Highlights
• 15 oz of premium ceramic rage therapy
• Dishwasher & microwave safe — because patience is not
• Vivid Limp Fixit artwork front and center
• Built for mornings, breakdowns, and unregulated home repairs.
⸻
Care
Handle with care — or don’t.
It’s already been through worse.
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