“Limp Fixit” Tee

For builders, breakers, and emotionally unavailable handymen.

The Limp Fixit Tee brings vintage job-site chaos to the man, myth, and minor liability known as Limp Fixit — a hard-hatted hero with one mission: build your f@*#ing fence tonight.

Loud, colorful, and aggressively unqualified, this graphic feels like a lost construction VHS cover from the weirdest aisle of the hardware store. Part workwear parody, part motivational threat, all SLAMswan nonsense.

Printed on a heavyweight garment-dyed tee with a soft, broken-in feel and relaxed everyday fit.

Details

* Bold construction-parody graphic
* Heavyweight garment-dyed cotton tee
* Soft, relaxed fit with a worn-in feel
* Big front print with vintage poster energy
* Perfect for contractors, DIY disasters, and men who own one hammer and a lot of opinions

Packs a chainsaw. Will mow your grass lawn.