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Planet of the Grapes
Planet of the Grapes
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Planet of the Grapes II: The Hangover Strikes Back.
Because vengeance pairs beautifully with caffeine.
This Planet of the Grapes mug is brewed for anyone who likes their mornings dark, their humor darker, and their justice served room-temp and fermented.
Equal parts Pulp Fiction and pulp-fiction — a juicy sci-fi gone a-rye.
Whether you’re plotting your next great uprising or just surviving Monday’s tyranny, every sip reminds you: the fruit remembers.
• 15 oz ceramic mug for maximum “juice capacity”
• Gloss finish that makes your revenge sparkle
• Dishwasher & microwave safe, because chaos shouldn’t require handwashing
• Front: SLAMswan logo of plausible innocence
☕️ — bold enough for espresso, smooth enough for petty.
Because vengeance pairs beautifully with caffeine.
This Planet of the Grapes mug is brewed for anyone who likes their mornings dark, their humor darker, and their justice served room-temp and fermented.
Equal parts Pulp Fiction and pulp-fiction — a juicy sci-fi gone a-rye.
Whether you’re plotting your next great uprising or just surviving Monday’s tyranny, every sip reminds you: the fruit remembers.
• 15 oz ceramic mug for maximum “juice capacity”
• Gloss finish that makes your revenge sparkle
• Dishwasher & microwave safe, because chaos shouldn’t require handwashing
• Front: SLAMswan logo of plausible innocence
☕️ — bold enough for espresso, smooth enough for petty.
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