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SLAMswan
Splayer
Splayer
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$25.00 USD
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$25.00 USD
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High Fashion. Low IQ. Maximum Brewtal.
Some mornings require calm.
Others require summoning your inner demidog and facing the day with unhinged enthusiasm.
Enter the SPLAYER Mug — the caffeine chalice for anyone who wakes up and chooses chaos, belly rubs, and metal.
Featuring Toby in his full infernal glory, this 15oz ceramic monument turns your morning brew into a ceremonial experience. It’s the perfect balance of “I love my dog” and “I might sacrifice my deadlines to the dark roast gods.”
Whether you’re gearing up for work, battle, or just another meeting that should’ve been an email, this mug fuels you with the same energy Toby has when he hears the kibble bag crinkle — violent joy.
Printed in bold, hellfire color on glossy ceramic and crowned with the SLAMswan macro-mark, this is the kind of drinkware that makes coworkers rethink their assumptions about you.
(As they absolutely should.)
Features:
• 15oz capacity — because 12oz is for the weak
• Glossy ceramic — heat-safe, dishwasher-safe, judgment-free
• Full SPLAYER artwork — Toby on full diSPLAY, earning his treats
• SLAMswan macro-logo — boutique chaos, caffeinated
• Built for coffee, tea, and whatever potions keep you alive
Care:
Dishwasher + microwave safe.
Not responsible for metal riffs that spontaneously play in your kitchen.
Some mornings require calm.
Others require summoning your inner demidog and facing the day with unhinged enthusiasm.
Enter the SPLAYER Mug — the caffeine chalice for anyone who wakes up and chooses chaos, belly rubs, and metal.
Featuring Toby in his full infernal glory, this 15oz ceramic monument turns your morning brew into a ceremonial experience. It’s the perfect balance of “I love my dog” and “I might sacrifice my deadlines to the dark roast gods.”
Whether you’re gearing up for work, battle, or just another meeting that should’ve been an email, this mug fuels you with the same energy Toby has when he hears the kibble bag crinkle — violent joy.
Printed in bold, hellfire color on glossy ceramic and crowned with the SLAMswan macro-mark, this is the kind of drinkware that makes coworkers rethink their assumptions about you.
(As they absolutely should.)
Features:
• 15oz capacity — because 12oz is for the weak
• Glossy ceramic — heat-safe, dishwasher-safe, judgment-free
• Full SPLAYER artwork — Toby on full diSPLAY, earning his treats
• SLAMswan macro-logo — boutique chaos, caffeinated
• Built for coffee, tea, and whatever potions keep you alive
Care:
Dishwasher + microwave safe.
Not responsible for metal riffs that spontaneously play in your kitchen.
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