The Guantanamo Bay Water Boarding Club Tank

The Guantanamo Bay Water Boarding Club tee takes vintage beach-resort optimism and quietly drives it into a classified file cabinet. Faded palms, warm water, soft cotton, and the kind of activity list nobody remembers signing up for.

It’s a souvenir from a vacation you didn’t book, at a resort you can’t leave, featuring water sports with suspiciously bad reviews.

Soft, sun-faded, and best enjoyed by people who understand that the joke is not the beach.

* Vintage travel-poster artwork
* Garment-dyed comfort
* Distressed print with souvenir-stand energy
* Available as tee or tank
* Pairs well with plausible deniability

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All-inclusive. Consent sold separately.