B*tch Better Have My Honey — SLAMswan Wildlife Dept.

High Fashion. Low IQ. Zero Fear.

Introducing the honey badger who doesn’t just not care — he wants his damn honey back.

The “B*tch Better Have My Honey” Tee blends vintage field-guide illustration with the kind of attitude usually reserved for overdue invoices and ex-friends who “forgot” to pay you back. It’s part wildlife documentary, part court summons, and entirely SLAMswan.

Printed front and center like a museum placard for chaos, this tee features your new spirit animal mid-strut — confident, confrontational, and one bad decision away from going viral. Finished with the SLAMswan micro-signature beneath the artwork for that “artist who probably shouldn’t be trusted with a credit card” energy.

Made from our upgraded premium cotton, it’s soft enough to lounge in and structured enough to wear while delivering ultimatums.

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Features
• Premium upgraded cotton — soft, clean, and ready for drama
• Full front graphic: honey badger on the hunt (for what he’s owed)
• SLAMswan micro-logo signature for boutique credibility
• Tag-free comfort for maximum menace
• Printed in limited runs because patience is not this badger’s virtue

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Care

Machine wash cold.
Tumble dry low.
Handle like a debt collector handles excuses.