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Down To Phở — SLAMswan Noodle Affair Collection
Down To Phở — SLAMswan Noodle Affair Collection
Regular price
$44.00 USD
Regular price
$55.00 USD
Sale price
$44.00 USD
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High Fashion. Low IQ. Extra Broth.
Because sometimes you’re not down bad — you’re just down to phở.
The Down To Phở Tee blends adorable cartoon energy with shameless double entendre, making it the perfect shirt for food lovers, pun enthusiasts, and anyone who treats noodles like a love language. This bowl may look sweet, but trust us — it’s stirring up things that definitely aren’t on the menu.
Printed front and center, the smiling noodle bowl sits like the world’s cutest invitation, illustrated in warm tones that make the whole vibe feel like a first date gone very, very right. Finished with the SLAMswan micro-signature beneath the design for that boutique “we know exactly what you’re thinking” touch.
Crafted with upgraded premium cotton, this tee is soft, structured, and ready for late-night cravings of all kinds.
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Features
• Premium upgraded cotton — smooth, cozy, and slurp-friendly
• Full front “Down To Phở” graphic — cute, suggestive, culturally delicious
• SLAMswan micro-logo signature for artisan-level mischief
• Soft interior tag (no itch, maximum itch for something else)
• Limited-run print — like the perfect bowl of noodles, never guaranteed
⸻
Care
Machine wash cold.
Tumble dry low.
Wear responsibly… or don’t.
Because sometimes you’re not down bad — you’re just down to phở.
The Down To Phở Tee blends adorable cartoon energy with shameless double entendre, making it the perfect shirt for food lovers, pun enthusiasts, and anyone who treats noodles like a love language. This bowl may look sweet, but trust us — it’s stirring up things that definitely aren’t on the menu.
Printed front and center, the smiling noodle bowl sits like the world’s cutest invitation, illustrated in warm tones that make the whole vibe feel like a first date gone very, very right. Finished with the SLAMswan micro-signature beneath the design for that boutique “we know exactly what you’re thinking” touch.
Crafted with upgraded premium cotton, this tee is soft, structured, and ready for late-night cravings of all kinds.
⸻
Features
• Premium upgraded cotton — smooth, cozy, and slurp-friendly
• Full front “Down To Phở” graphic — cute, suggestive, culturally delicious
• SLAMswan micro-logo signature for artisan-level mischief
• Soft interior tag (no itch, maximum itch for something else)
• Limited-run print — like the perfect bowl of noodles, never guaranteed
⸻
Care
Machine wash cold.
Tumble dry low.
Wear responsibly… or don’t.
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