Illuminaughty — SLAMswan After-Dark Collection

The lightbulb’s on the pole again.
From the depths of your third eye (and maybe your fourth tequila), Illuminaughty is SLAMswan’s ode to enlightenment and poor decisions.

Printed on a heavyweight cotton tee that feels like your higher self — soft, structured, and slightly sinful — this piece is proof that knowledge really is power… and sometimes it’s dancing under a spotlight.

Front: Minimal SLAMswan logo.
Back: Full “Illuminaughty” artwork in vivid neon.

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Features
• 100% ring-spun heavyweight cotton
• Oversized back graphic for maximum illumination
• Soft-touch print with crisp color pop
• Subtle front logo for balanced chaos
• Designed for the spiritually unserious

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Care

Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and avoid ascension until fully dry.