Born somewhere between a stubbed toe, a missing 10mm socket, and that moment the universe whispers “try me,” LIMP FIXIT rises — a blue-collar demigod forged from drywall dust, teenage angst, and gas-station caffeine that should absolutely be illegal.
This is the patron saint of parking-lot mayhem.
The foreman of feral adolescence.
The man who once solved every problem with a headbang, a yell, and a Halo rematch.
Printed front and center on our upgraded heavyweight box tee — a slightly roomier, more structured fit built for maximum dad-strength energy — this drop feels like it was stolen straight out of a 2001 coming-of-age montage and smuggled into modern society to restore balance.
Signed with the SLAMswan micro-logo at the hem, because even unhinged renovations deserve an artist’s mark.
Whether you’re actually fixing something… or just fixing your vibe, this is the uniform.
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Features
• Heavyweight, box-fit premium cotton — structured, durable, nu-metal approved
• Full front LIMP FIXIT graphic — cinematic chaos in construction form
• SLAMswan micro-signature for boutique degeneracy
• Soft interior tag for comfort during spiritual awakening
• Limited run — because patience is low and tools are missing
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Care
Machine wash cold.
Tumble dry low.
Do not operate power tools while listening to Limp Bizkit unsupervised.
