Shots Fired — SLAMswan Corporate Chaos Collection

High Fashion. Low IQ. Zero Regrets.

Every office has that one moment — the split second you realize you’ve said something so unhinged, so unnecessarily funny, that HR doesn’t email… they summon you.

The Shots Fired Tee bottles that exact energy:
the “we need to talk” walk of shame,
the “is this about the group chat?” anxiety,
and the quiet spiritual knowing that whatever you did…
was absolutely worth it.

In this universe, the bottle’s the boss and the shots are on trial — because sometimes your “team spirits” get a little too team-spirited. It’s workplace accountability as imagined by people who have no business working in an office at all.
Basically, an episode of The Office written during happy hour.

Printed front and center with the SLAMswan micro-signature, this tee is for the employee who thrives under pressure, chaos, and mild intoxication — whether literal or metaphorical.

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Features
• Premium upgraded cotton — soft enough to survive HR debriefings
• Front graphic: corporate nonsense delivered with bar-cart honesty
• SLAMswan micro-logo signature — boutique misbehavior
• Soft interior tag — unlike the disciplinary note you “should keep on file”
• Limited-run print — because not every incident gets documented

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Care

Machine wash cold.
Tumble dry low.
Wear when you’ve already accepted you’re not getting promoted.