Shots Fired — SLAMswan HR Apparel Dept.

HR called. They said it was hilarious.

When the joke absolutely ripped… but so did your employment contract.
The Shots Fired tee immortalizes that split-second between killing the room and realizing HR heard it too. Equal parts oblivious, hilarious, and oddly proud, this one’s for the brave few who treat every punchline like performance art.

Rock it to work, wear it to your exit interview, or frame it above your bar tab — this shirt doesn’t apologize, it doubles down.
• 100% ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk for your next meltdown
• Garment-dyed for that “I meant to do that” finish
• SLAMswan pocket logo up front; “Shots Fired” comic on back
• Perfect for comedians, bartenders, and people currently on thin ice

Care:
Machine wash cold, then rehearse your apology statement.