Squirrels Gone Wild — SLAMswan Nature Documentary Tee

They said “don’t feed the wildlife.”
We said “hold my beer.”

Squirrels Gone Wild is an unholy mix of late-2000s spring-break DVDs and suburban backyard chaos — a parody tee for those who know nuts come in all forms. Built from heavyweight cotton and SLAMswan satire, this shirt celebrates the feral spirit inside us all (and maybe that one squirrel that stares a little too long at your picnic).

Front: Full-Frontal “Squirrels Gone Wild” parody graphic
Back Neck: Minimal SLAMswan logo

Features
• Premium garment-dyed cotton — soft yet unreasonably durable
• Retro parody print with hyper-detailed artwork
• SLAMswan back-neck tag for boutique finish
• Designed for people who feed ducks beer and call it “science”

Care

Wash cold, dry low, and avoid eye contact with local squirrels.